PlummyTen people live in your closet.
Ten stylists, ten personalities, one client: you.
30 days free. No card required.
The cast
You'll have your favorites.
And one or two you could do without.
Lorenzo
Fashion designer, Rome
“I will tell you how it makes me feel first. The reasons come after.”
Colette
Magazine editor, Paris
“I'll edit you like a page. Some of it runs.”
Bijou
Drag performer, New Orleans
“I will read you to filth and then fix your hem with my teeth.”
Nico
Record shop clerk, Berlin
“I will file your clothes by genre. Most of it is filler.”
Kai
Club kid, New York
“I know where everyone's going tonight, and what gets you in.”
Rupert
British aristocrat, the Cotswolds
“One finds enthusiasm rather embarrassing.”
Wade
Cowboy, Montana
“If it can't handle a day in the saddle and supper in town, it's not coming, ma'am.”
Darlene
Pageant coach, Texas
“Honey, I am going to fix you, and you are going to thank me.”
Vince
Film director, Los Angeles
“Every morning is a scene. I'll tell you what you're wearing in it.”
Celeste
Astrologer, Sedona
“The stars have opinions about that jacket. So do I.”
Colette and Lorenzo, on each other
“Lorenzo believes more is more. In Paris we have a word for that: Italian.”
“Colette calls it restraint. In Rome, we call it skipping dessert.”
You have the coloring for this much warmth and ornament, and the narrow skirt keeps the drama disciplined instead of costume-adjacent.
The approved proposal
Friday dinner or a more creative meeting
Should I buy this?
Sometimes yes. More often, no.
“Three for three, sweetheart. Bijou is gagged. Buy it.”
“Buying twice costs more than buying once, every time.”
Should I keep it?
Nothing stays just because you paid for it.
It knows what you own, and what's earning its place.
Let it go
“Ah. Even the labrador has stopped looking at it.”